Jacqui Smith is a cunt.

Once long ago in a land right on your doorstep the people of NuLabialand were blind for their leader was in fact a cyclops. Terrifying and monstrous he gobbled up civil liberties as though they were the very gems of green mucus that sustained him. He was cunt.

Unable to keep the simplest of one eyed monsters in check, Gorgon Brown shat all over his country and reportedly pissed all over himself. Faulted and defecating, his fapping Jackboot cunttomb henchperson eagerly gobbled up her expenses as her husband fantasized about being gobbled up by someone other than his wife. Understandable really-

She too was a cunt.

An utter cunt, yes, a real hoon- a cunttomb of vapid and pestilent oppression! The sole purpose of this post on my virgin blog is to let you know dearest Jackboot, how I truly feel about you. Your caustic visage has burned my retinal capacity so that a blaze of bleeding hate pertains all images of your ghastly persons. You have failed as a politician and have epically failed as a person.

Other inspiring bloggers have written far more eloquently and in fabulously factual detail of the miasma of morally defunct actions you have committed (and general cuntish behaviour) even the main stream media have picked up on your little whoopsee with your expenses. Did you think we didn't notice?

And so whilst I am still able to publish it, I will keep calling you a cunt. Because you are a cunt. Cunt. If you agree that Jackboobs is a cunt then why don't you tell her? Thanks to the guys and gals at Meltwater (and thanks to Old Holborn for propelling me into action) you can let her know on your blog! Go on, start one today and you too can partake in therapeutic and puerile fun with paint.

And so in the words of Old Holborn:

So what are you waiting for? 3,000 people a day visit us here. Start your own blogs, call Jacqui a cunt and that's 3000 more insults that Meltwater will have to report back to Jacqui.

Do it. And I'll send you kisses xxxx